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Our “Anti-Itinerary” includes:
- Mermaid Meetups: NASA’s ocean tech can’t find these parties.
- Dragon Rides: Legal in zero countries. We’re rebels.
- Mars Breakfasts: SpaceX won’t return our calls.
Skip TSA. We use:
- Private Jets (disguised as clouds)
- Secret Tunnels (Dan Brown approved)
- Pure Chaos
“Got a terrible idea? We’ll make it worse.”
- 1k+ Dragons “Borrowed” (Sorry, Iceland)
- 7 Time Loops Explored (2020 was practice)
- 1 Alien Friendship Pact (They hate selfies)
- Featured In:
Forbes’ “Most Unhinged Travel Co.” | Nat Geo’s “Trips That Break Physics” “Join 10k+ chaos tourists. Your mom will hate it.”
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